Category: rantings
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Adios, reality.
Welp, it’s official. After 82 miniutes, Nicole Richie’s one free flake. If it were you or me, we’d get nailed with a year. Hell, if it were me, they’d nail me with a year and shoot the idiot who let me drive. The irony is, little missy Hilton spent a … Read the rest
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God, I hope I get a raise.
Performance reviews are coming up at work. And the timing rocks. I just checked my mail this afternoon, and apparently, my land lord just got approval to jack up the rent by about 2% by April of next year. For those of you who haven’t quite caught on yet, yeah, … Read the rest
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Weekend in T minus 3 hours!
And I never thought I’d be looking forward to it quite this much. Guess that’s what happens when you spend nearly 3/4 of an hour explaing that, no, if you power your computer off while frozen, the world will not, in fact, come to an abrupt and firy end. Curious … Read the rest
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An open letter to Sympatico…
Dear Sympatico, Kindly stop blowing sunshine up my ass and lower the bloody prices for a change, rather than continuing to increase them. I’ve noticed no significant improvement in my service since I signed up, and therefore left scratching my head as to what, exactly, this price hike is supposed … Read the rest
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4Real?
Surprise, surprise. Yet another buncha stupidity from people who probably shouldn’t be parents. Now, a New Zealand couple wants to name their kid 4Real (uh, 4real? How’s the capitalization work for that?). Because they couldn’t believe he was actually here. Uh, mm’kay. And the only reason it was denied was … Read the rest
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Somebody skipped out on Common Sense 101.
After an Applebee’s restaurant accidentally served a 2-year-old a margarita, all the management pretty much said about it was “We’re sure it was accidental.”. Of course, serving the two in identical containers, you’d think they’d have, you know, expected the mistake to be made eventually. To this, though… I just … Read the rest
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Did I miss anything else while I was sleeping?
In a relative twist of my usually drama free life–thank God, as if there’s one thing I really hate it’s familial drama, the mother ended up calling this morning. Not entirely out of the ordinary… she usually picks a bad time to call. So we’re doing our usual conversing and … Read the rest
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Today is official stupid people day.
Lady on oxygen dies after power to her house is cut? Are people really that stupid? And, as if that wasn’t stupidity in and of itself, the idiot who turned off this lady’s power apparently saw the breathing machine she was using. She died within 2 hours of the power … Read the rest
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Hang on a minute. People… actually do that?
I’ve heard a hell of a lot of stupid crap lately, but… um, this takes the freaking cake. I’m sorry, but… a water pipe? A freaking water pipe? I understand it’s an African idea/tradition/whatever, but… a water pipe? Really, that’s gotta come close to people who find new ways to … Read the rest
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Respecting my elders gets difficult when they’re idiots.
The teenagers complaining about the bus not being here now, now, now take a back seat suddenly when compared with my latest discovery on my way to work tonight–the grandpa who actually calls the control station for the city buses to complain because one of the doors to the shelter … Read the rest