Category: fubars
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Well, that’s better…
Okay, now that I can pretend to be awake, let me see if I can’t… at least summarize yesterday without making myself look and sound like an idiot. It’ll be damn near impossible, but hey, I could pull off a miracle. Possibly. Before I get into anything, though, I’ll say … Read the rest
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It’s a conspiracy.
Why else would circumstances present themselves just right for my brother to be in town just long enough for his damn dog to piss on my floor? Freakin’ 3 months old and still just going where he stands. Murphy must be specificly out to piss me off today. Retribution, perhaps, … Read the rest
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Some people just won’t take yes for an answer.
And instead, will take their daughter to another state under the pretense of a shopping trip in order for her to miss the wedding they already objected to. So now, they lose twice; the daughter gets married, and they get charged with kidnapping. And they all lived happily ever after. … Read the rest
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And in a brilliant attempt to get in someone’s pants…
An immigration judge and former politicion (go figure, eh?) pretty much said the only way a South Korean woman would not be deported is if she had an affair with him, and told absolutely no one. Now, keep in mind that while she was being propositioned, her boyfriend, who was … Read the rest
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Go shopping for a guitar and end up with clothes. Go figure.
The original plan was to drop my brother off at work, then get a bit of household shopping out of the way, before we went to at least price out a decent-sounding guitar so I can actually give my uncle’s back to him. Well, we managed to get 2 of … Read the rest
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Look at that. I was right.
I know I said at least once that if there was a stupidity award, George Bush would get it for sure. Well, there is, and he has. I’d say this should give him an indication so far as about where he stands in the public eye, not just in the … Read the rest
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I have again been up since 4.
I swear, it’s borderline unhealthy. And I didn’t even have all that much caffeine either… bleh. At this rate whatever the hell routine I come up with probably won’t even do me for shift work. Bleh. Someone just sedate me and get it over with. LOL
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I would just like to point out…
I have now been awake for 3.5 hours. I should not be awake for another 4 hours, minimum. Somebody hates me.
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Technically inept parents… not fun.
I just got done explaining, or trying to explain, the concept of bandwidth to my mother. That was… well, to put it nicely, not a very feel-good endeavor. She doesn’t quite the idea that just because your connection to the internet *can* be faster on DSL than it is on … Read the rest
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Due to sympatico’s complete and utter stupidity…
I’ve begun the process of phasing out that email address. Also, due to the fact I’ll hopefully be moving at some not too distant point, pending job prospects. For those of you curious to contact me, my MSN is the most recent thing to get a changing. The old address … Read the rest