Countless hours spent over here not doing much on account of waiting for results to come flying at my face have lead me to discover all manner of useless trivia, thanks largely to local media and my tendancy to lerk on the internet. From the things we don’t care about department, we have: Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids have weird accents, according to Gwyneth Paltrow. And, apparently, acting isn’t an adult job according to Colin Firth Neither is politics, but adults still do it. Yes, clearly I’m in need of a distraction or two. God help me.