Real post coming. But not at early thirty in the goddamn morning. Instead, have this.
Dear Santa…
Dear Santa,
This year I’ve been busy!
In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I bought porn for fordanglia (-10 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I punched masterofmusings in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave pawpower4me a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I’ve been naughty (-46 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
arinoch
2 responses to “Sheepity sheepity!”
Why on Earth would you lose points for buying me the greatest gift of all?
Because you can probably find the same damn thing online for free? … I didn’t write the thing. I just followed everyone else’s example.