In list format, because… eh. Because.
- I can has burger. Free lunch is made of awesome. Free lunch that doesn’t involve having to go anywhere? Equally made of awesome.
- … I also subsequently just so happened to have a second lunch, that I now call my afternoon snack. Forgetting your company’s holding a bbq is awesome.
- I can’t hear squat outside from here. But apparently, we are getting that rain. Possibly even a thunderstorm. ‘Bout goddamn time.
- Today is apparently another day of stupid calls. Note to customers: if you’re calling in to milk free repair work, you may want to keep your story straight. Moron. of. the. year.
- Can I go home yet?