Welcome to Nowhere

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I can’t aford one.
2) What was your dream growing up?
I’ve had several. I know at one point I wanted to start my own band.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
No goddamn clue.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Rum and coke, or vodka and coke. Or beer if it’s a cheap night.
5) Favorite vegetable?
I don’t really have one.
6) What was the last book you read?
Oh god. I no can remember.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I don’t see the point. I can’t see ’em.
9) Worst Habit?
I’ll sometimes overanalyze. I should have majored in freakin’ psychology.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Sure, but we’d have to go back to your place and pick up your car. And your license. And if we get pulled over you’re too drunk to drive yourself.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Hockey/baseball, depending on time of year.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Realistic. I always want the best possible outcome, but a perfect world this is not.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
depends on who you are and whether or not you’ve managed to piss me off (not an easy thing to do, for the record).
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Nearly getting kicked out of school because a couple teachers were on some awesome crack that day. Thankfully it didn’t get far.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I’ve been known to get out of bed at like 3 in the morning, throw on some music and do a little cleaning just because I couldn’t sleep. *shrugs*
16) Do you have any pets?
One very adoreable dog, who unfortunately doesn’t live with me at the moment. Space constraints suck. And I owe someone pictures.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You wouldn’t get in the building.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
They’re irritating.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I wouldn’t mind being a little lighter than I am at the moment. Presently being corrected.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I’d be the freakin’ ring leader.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Apparently it depends on who you ask. Some would say I have blue eyes, some would say I have brown. Jurrie’s still out on which of them have lost their frickin’ minds.
23) Ever been arrested?
Technically, yes.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Either, so long as it’s cold.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Haull my ass out of debt and invest the rest of it.
27) What’s your favorite place to hang at?
If it’s not work and someone else is buying the alcohol, anywhere.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
No.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Watch TV/talk at people.
30) Do you swear a lot?
*whistles innocently*
31) Biggest pet peeve?
People who can’t speak their mind. If you’ve got something to say, say it. Sadly, Algonquin College does not offer a mind reading class.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Relaxed-ish.
33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
Anything’s possible. I’ve been accused of being romantic a time or two. Never with proof though.
34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you choose?
Austrailia/England/Ireland.
35) Do you believe in God?
Not in the biblical sense. That might warrant an explanation later.
<36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
No. I’m doing it at 4:30 in the morning for shits and giggles.