Welp, it’s official. After 82 miniutes, Nicole Richie’s one free flake. If it were you or me, we’d get nailed with a year. Hell, if it were me, they’d nail me with a year and shoot the idiot who let me drive. The irony is, little missy Hilton spent a grand total of 3 weeks in the exact same place for the exact same thing. It must really, really be all kinds of awesome to have money.