As if we needed further proof of this, all one need do is take a look at the latest thing to come out of Iran. Long story short, ‘foreign’ (meaning western cultural) words are now officially being banned from use in that country. Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something a little off about calling a pizza an elastic loaf. Someone kindly correct me on that, if you wouldn’t mind. Backwards countries amuse me. Even if said backwards countries happen to be ruled by nutjobs with nuclear capability.